Chakram Fighting

(Based on Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas)

Everybody was Chakram Fighting
Those Greeks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There were funky ancient Greeks
From little Grecian towns
They were chopping them up,
They were chopping them down
It's an Ancient Chinese art
And all the Grecians knew their part
From a super spinning kick,
To a flicking with a whip

Everybody was Chakram Fighting
Those Greeks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Hercules
And little Xena
They said, "here comes a Warlord!
And Hera!"
They got their weapons in their hands
And took a solid stand
And good old Xena sang a song
While she was throwing her Chakram!

Everybody was Chakram Fighting
Those Greeks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

(repeat ad infinitum)