Come On, Doctor Who

(Based on Herod's Song from Jesus Christ Superstar)

Doctor, I am overjoyed, to meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name all around the place
Killing Daleks, killing Cybermen
And now I understand you help, at least that's what you said

So you are the Who, your the great Doctor Who
Prove to me that your divine, send the TARDIS back in time
That's all you need do, and I'll know it's all true
Come on, Doctor Who!

Doctor you just won't belive the hit you've made round here
You are all we talk about, the wonder of the year
Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie
Still I'm sure that you could rock the Matrix if you tried

So you are the Who, you're the great Doctor Who
Prove to me that you're a fool, land inside my swimming pool
Do that for me and I'll let you go free
Come on, Doctor Who!

(musical interlude)

I only ask things I'd ask any superstar
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are?
I'm waiting, yes I'm a captive fan
I'm dying to be shown that you're not just any man

If you are the Who, yes the great Doctor Who
Turn the TARDIS to a bed, you could do it on your head
Or has something gone wrong? Why do you take so long?
Come on, Doctor Who!

Hey, aren't you scared of me Who, Doctor, wonderful, Who
You are not a Time Lord, you are nothing but a fraud
Oh go away, you've got nothing to say
Get out, you Doctor!
Get out!
Get out, you Doctor Who!