Doctor, Row Your Boat Ashore

(Based on Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore by Harry Belefonte)

Doctor, row the boat ashore
Doctor Whoooooo
Doctor row the boat ashore
Doctor Whoooooo

Planet Earth's a very big place
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There are Daleks all over its face
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I know what they're looking for
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They're digging to the Earth's core
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Doctor, row the boat ashore
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Doctor row the boat ashore
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Did you hear what the Master said?
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He's gonna make the Universe dead
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If we don't agree to his demands
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He's gonna make sure we're all fried
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Doctor, row the boat ashore
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Doctor row the boat ashore
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You were on a spaceship when
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You encountered Cybermen
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Those big robots make me sick
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'Cause they killed poor Adric
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Doctor, row the boat ashore
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Doctor row the boat ashore
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You should know the Valeyard well
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He put you on trial
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To make matters even worse
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He is your future evil self
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So Doctor, what are we to do?
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Times like these we really need you
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So Doctor come and save us
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Take us away in the TARDIS
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Doctor, row the boat ashore
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Doctor row the boat ashore
Doctor Whoooooo!