The Great Sage Equal Of Heaven

(Based on I Just Can't Wait To Be King (solo version) by Elton John)

Way behind the waterhole
A little down the line
The Heavens and the plains and peaks
Are scheduled to be mine.

I'm gonna be the ruler
Of most everything around
From the highest peaks of heaven
To the evil underground
My voice will be a super awesome thing
I'm the Great Sage Equal of Heaven.

I'm mostly known as Monkey King
So Demons beware
I only need a little time
And no more Buddha

I'm gonna be the main event
Like no one was before
Cause I can fly upon a cloud
Who else could want more?
The mighty Jade Emperor's gonna swing
I'm the Great sage equal of Heaven.

No one saying do this
No one saying be there
No one saying stop that
No one saying see here
Free to fly around all day
I'll be free, with no more headaches.

No one saying do this
No one saying be there
No one saying stop that
No one saying see here
Free to fly around all day
Free, with no more headaches.

The time has come,
As Sandy said,
To talk of many things
This may be true,
But I would rather do some other thing.

It's easy to be immortal
When peaches give you more time
It isn't just my right,
Even my left should be divine.
As soon as I get rid of this ring
I'll be the Great Sage equal of Heaven.