Doctor Who - Halloween Special

Scene:
[A morgue, approximately December 31st 1999. As the camera moves through the dark metal corridors, we hear thunder and lightning in the background, as well as a sixties version of Frankenstein. We slowly come to a pause at one of the body rooms - number eight. Then we plunge in, through the heavy metal door.
Inside is a body, naked apart from the shroud and the tag on his left big toe. It's the Doctor, now in the dead form of his seventh life. As the cloth flips down from over his head, we move closer, and into the Doctor's mind.
Inside, the seventh Doctor is standing in full costume, umbrella and all. He stands at a door and awaits his replacement. He arrives, dressed in his full costume.]

EIGHTH DOCTOR: Hello, sorry I'm late.

SEVENTH DOCTOR: So you should be!

EIGHTH: Well, I suppose we'd better get on with it.

SEVENTH: Not so fast! There's something I want to talk to you about first.

EIGHTH: Now? If I stay under for too long, I'll loose my memory.

SEVENTH: This won't take a minute, and I want to give you a few tips before we begin.

EIGHTH: All right, what do you want?

[As the Eighth Doctor sits down, the Seventh Doctor begins to sing...]

(Based on Wannabe by the Spice Girls)

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna really
Really, really wanna good Doctor.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get to Galifrey, better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting dear precious time,
Get your act together you could be just fine.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really, really wanna good Doctor.

If you wanna be the Doctor, you gotta hate Cybermen,
They hang around forever so make sure that you win,
If you wanna be the Doctor, you'll meet the Daleks,
Those suckers look too easy, but that's not how it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say, can you handle the fans, are you for real,
They won't be hasty, they'll give you a try
But tell them you're half-human then they'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really, really wanna good Doctor.

If you wanna be the Doctor, you gotta learn to betray,
Manipulations easy- I do it once a day,
If you wanna be Doctor, I hope you like the books,
After this Telemovie that how the future looks.

So here's the Doctors from A to Z,
You wanna switch with me
You gotta listen carefully.
We got one and two who are dead, so they're through.
We got three who's like four who the fans remember more.
Five and six don't come for free, that coat's crazy,
And as for me - ah you'll see,
Slam the Dalek down and wind it all around
Slam the Dalek down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be the Doctor, you gotta have companions,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be the Doctor, you'll have the TARDIS,
The corridors are endless, you have to use your wits.

If you wanna be the Doctor, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam the Dalek down and wind it all around
Slam the Dalek down and wind it all around
Slam the Dalek down and wind it all around
Slam the Dalek down number eight Doctor

If you wanna be the Doctor!