Please, Hercules

(Based on Please, Mr Postman by The Carpenters)

Stop, oh yes, wait a minute Hercules
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, Hercules

Please Hercules, stop and see
If you can kill this monster for me
I've been standing here for such a long time
To find some help for this village of mine.

There must be some help today
For my village, so far away
Please Hercules, stop and see
If you can kill this Monster for me

I've been standing here waiting Hercules
So patiently
For Sinbad, or maybe Xena
Please say you'll come and help me!

Please Hercules, stop and see
If you can kill this monster for me
I've been standing here for such a long time
To find some help for this village of mine.

So many days have passed me by
See the tear stains in my eye.
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By killing this monster sent by Hera

Please Hercules, stop and see
If you can kill this Monster for me
I've been standing here for such a long time
Why don't you stop here and see
One more time for me

You've got to wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Hercules, look and see
If you can stop evil Hera, the sooner the better!