Xena

(Based on My Guy by Mary Wells)

Nothing you can say can turn me away from Xena
Nothing you could do could make me untrue to Xena
I'm sticking to Xena like a hero to a monster
Like Hercules and Hera we stick together
I'm telling you from the start, there's no way that I'll part from Xena.

Nothing you can do will make me untrue to Xena (Xenaaaa)
Nothing you can buy will make me tell a lie to Xena (Xenaaaa)
I gave Xena my word of honour
To be faithful, and I'm gonna
You best be believing I won't be deceiving Xena

As a matter of opinion, I think she's tops
My opinion is she throws a mean chakram.
As a matter of taste to be exact
She's my ideal as a matter of fact.

No Quantum Leap man could take my hand from Xena (Xenaaaa)
No Time Lord face could ever take the place of Xena (Xenaaaa)
She may not be a Monkey star
But when it comes to being happy, we are.
There's not a man today that can take me away from Xena

No Quantum Leap man could take my hand from Xena (Xenaaaa)
No Time Lord face could ever take the place of Xena (Xenaaaa)
She may not be a Monkey star
But when it comes to being happy, we are.
There's not a man today that can take me away from Xena
There's not a man today that can take me away from Xena
There's not a man today that can take me away from Xena!